Funny Quotes

1.If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all the

Watching television in the dark.........MichaelL
2.Always and never are two words you should always

 remember never to use.......Wendell johnson
3. It matters not whether you win or lose; What matters is

whether I win or lose.........Weinberg 
4.Remember that as a teenager you are in the last  stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.............F Lebowitz